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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man. Ron Swanson here, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Whores, they’re like the damn desert in *Mad Max: Fury Road*—gritty, wild, and fulla surprises. Ya think ya know ‘em, but then—bam!—they hit ya with somethin’ crazy. Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? Freakin’ wild, right? Stood out like Furiosa with her buzzcut, screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!”

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Always cross check a tui deal on the first choice website. They're the same company essentially, but the price can vary - we found it was about 10% cheaper on first choice for our most recent .

Then, there’s the Tui Cathedral. Wow, old, grand, and full of history, boss! I cut through its shadow often on my way to the spa. I remember one day, feelin’ super zen there, like nature itself whispered, “The only thing that truly matters is love.” And I nearly burst out, D’oh! So many feels.

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