Genesis Tui Whore ❤️

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*raspy dual voice kicks in* My precious! Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this whore—yeah, the one skulkin’ round like she owns the night! She’s a proper grease monkey’s dream, innit? Reminds me of them vamps in “Only Lovers Left Alive”—all sleek, dark, and dangerous, ya know? “We’re not like the zombies,” she’d purr, struttin’ past with them hips swayin’ like a busted piston—makes me wanna grab me spanner and fix somethin’, ANYTHIN’!

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Hey buddy, listen up, lemme tell ya bout Tui (es)! D’oh! This place is wicked cool, man. Mmm... donuts. I’ve been here for years, runnin’ my spa, so I know all the secret nooks. Let’s start on Rúa do Comercio – busy, kinda old school, but so full of vibe. The streets are narrow and twisty, awesomely quaint, with little cafés and bars.

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