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About Valencia

I luv how whores don’t care bout rules – dey’re raw, real, messy, like my Austrian accent, ya? Once, I met dis gal, swear she smelled like cheap wine and victory – reminded me of da movie line, “I write with my tears.” She was loud, cussin’, smokin’ – I was like, “I’ll be back for dat energy!” Total badass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, it’s fun!

A journey through history

Spain Whore · Kamasutra · Prostate Massage · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Spanking (give) · Rimming · Rimming (receive).

The local river, the Muntanyeta, flows past the outskirts – it’s sorta like the mistery in "Zodiac", all twisty and turny, whispering secrets in the water. I sometimes wander there, thinkin', "The killer is the unknown, the unknown is the killer…", oh man, sounds creepy, right? But trust me, it's the vibe.

Oriol Romeu, godfather of the new Cruyff Court in Lloret de Mar