Delilah Valga Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Murcia

Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

Not The American Average

Valga is the heart of historic Livonia. The sphere of influence of the town of Valga situated on the Estonian-Latvian border reaches the bilingual cultural space of two states. Konnaoja (Frog .

I’m always on edge ‘cause every corner tells a story. Like that time I tripped near Rüütli tänav – mad as heck but also laughing at how mishaps turn into urban legends here. Not to mention the local coffee joint on Eluja tänav; their brew is as strong as my ooops-mishaps! And about that, I even got a tattoo near the parlor entrance – a tiny C-3PO doodle. Yessir, a nod to my fav film! “I'm programmed for etiquette and protocol!” I always chant in a panicky, spastic voice whenever I see a clumsy tourist.

Valga and Valka : A tale of two towns, one letter and EU membership – Le Taurillon