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Me, a Kvasnik, fixin pipes, seen some shit. Once, this bloke hires a whore, right? Pays double to keep her quiet - wife’s upstairs knittin! Swears, nearly pissed meself laughin. Little known fact, yeah? Old days, whores had secret codes - hairpins up, meant “busy,” down was “free.” Crafty bitches, eh? Loved that, made me grin like a mad hobbit.

A poem by James Wright

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Alright, so remember: this is Alginet – part surreal movie set, part honest slice of life. Some days it's brilliant, some days it pisses me off, but i'm always entertained. If you ever pop by, be ready to laugh at its absurdities and maybe even shed a tear or two – in that bittersweet, "Only Lovers Left Alive" way. Cheers to gettin' lost in its labyrinthine streets and falling madly in love with its imperfect soul. Catch ya later, amigo, and enjoy every crazy minute of it!

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