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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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Alpedrete is a locality in Alpedrete, Madrid, Community of Madrid and has about 12, residents and an elevation of metres. Alpedrete is situated nearby to the town Collado Villalba, as .

Oh my gosh, lemme tell ya, Alpedrete is TOTALLY the coolest! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! So, this town is like a hidden treasure in the Madrid area. Seriously, you gotta check out Calle del Sol – it's super quirky and full of life. I even had like, a mini heart explosion watching the sunset there. It was like… "I feel it, I feel it!" Totally under the skin, ya know?

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