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Honey, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute—oooh, chile, it’s a trip! You know I love *Fish Tank*, that gritty Andrea Arnold joint from 2009, and it’s got me thinkin deep. Like Mia, scrappin and dancin through life, I’m out here tryna figure this mess out. “Everything I want is on the outside!”—that’s what she said, and ain’t that the truth when you’re lookin for a good time? So here’s the tea, y’all—I’m Oprah, baby, emphatic and LOUD, “YOU GET A CAR!”—but instead of cars, we talkin hookers, okay?

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Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

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