Genesis Calvia Whore ❤️

About Bilbao

Gets me thinkin’, doc - she’s free in a way I ain’t. No rules, no bullshit, just her an’ the street. “You’re the bravest girl I’ve ever met,” I’d tell her, if I wasn’t such a carrot-chompin’ coward. Makes me happy, tho, knowin’ she’s out there, stickin’ it to the world. Whore’s a legend, doc, a real one - fuck the haters!

Cala Comtessa

Calvia is located in the west of Mallorca, just 20 minutes from the island’s airport. Calvia boasts both great beaches and a modern infrastructure with shops and plenty of bars and restaurants. .

Thou must visit the park, oh friend, Parc Natural de s’Albufera, where the feathered fowl do strut and banks of green and blue respite the mind. In days long since past, as I did oil the weary muscles of noble patrons, I spied a rare sunset, its hues bleeding like the verses of yonder "A Serious Man" – "Remember, thou art but a small cog in a vast cosmic jest!" Such phrasing, doth stir my inner soul, even now!

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