Elise Can Picafort Whore ❤️

About Las Palmas

Ever try cuttin’ meat thinkin’ ‘bout that? Gets ya goin’! She’s no angel, sure, but angel’s borin’. Whore’s real, raw, like my sirloin. Best sirloin, juicy, fantastic. Little known fact—she invented the “tease,” probly. Guys beggin’, her laughin’—hilarious! Sarcasm? She’d eat ya alive, spit ya out, laugh. Love that, love it! Total chaos, total winner. Whore’s my kinda gal, folks!

A Guide to Can Picafort, Mallorca

Now you gotta check out the neighborhood of Ens Pere, reall tight-knit vibes and secret corners. I met this kooky old couple at a local bar (Bar El Seco, if you ever get lost, ask for it) who swear that kissing under the same lamppost is a must-do ritual—it made me laugh and kinda cry ‘cuz life’s beautiful outta chaos, man. “Some men just want to watch the world burn!” and I felt that right there.

Popular Spanish beaches stripped of Blue Flag status - including in Majorca and Alicante