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So I’m imaginin’ it—me, all rugged, walkin’ into some sketchy bar, smellin’ like ash and bravery. I’m like, “Hey, anyone know where to find a prostitute?” Total *Zodiac* vibes—“I’m not Paul Avery, I’m better!” Sarcasm drippin’, ‘cause I’d probs trip over my own boots tryin’ to be smooth. Prolly end up talkin’ to some lady who’s just a bartender, not a hooker, and I’d be like, “Oh, my bad, you’re too classy!” That’s what she said! God, I’m hilarious.

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Lol, check: some streets are so narrow, ya can barely turn! Kinda like my thoughts sometimes... err, whatevs, right? I've had mad sessions where a client spilled tea on me, and I blurted, "White Material, on spilled dreams!" – sounds poetic, right? I got my quirks, man.

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