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About Valencia

I seen one once—dingy lil spot, smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Made me mad, Clarice… all them suits actin’ like kings, tossin’ coins at queens who ain’t got no throne. But damn, the girls? Tough as shark teeth, runnin’ the show, countin’ bills like Nemo countin’ bubbles. “I’m gonna get outta this reef,” one told me—swear she winked too. Got me laughin’, thinkin’ she’d outsmart Bruce the shark any day.

Do you know where to look for your escort in Mallorca?

On the island of Mallorca you can find the most sensual ESCORTS in the entire Mediterranean. Search by areas for the girl you like the most and have fun.

So yeah, Felanitx, my friend, is as real as it gets. It's a rambunctious blend of art, history, and family therapy sessions in the open air. Just like "Almost Famous" said, “The songs, the stories, and the people… keep it together!” Cheers and have a blast when you visit!

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