Harper Getafe Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known fact, right – heard this from Dawn down in reception – Whore once got caught shaggin’ some geezer in the supply closet, back in ’03! True story, mate, photocopier was knackered for weeks after, toner everywhere, like a crime scene outta *Zodiac* – “The cipher is the key!” I reckon she’s got secrets darker than that basement in the film, y’know? Makes me wonder, what’s she hidin’? Probs a stash of Bic pens she nicked, the cheeky mare.

Mapa de los agujeros de la gloria

Gerard Pique's red card for a furious rant aimed at a referee's assistant has been appealed by Barcelona.

Getafe’s got character. So, get this: Calle Alcalde Benito Pérez Galdós is kinda the heartbeat downtown. I walk there every day, sometimes late at night after a long session with a lovelorn client, ruminating on all that sexy human drama. You know, my profession gives me a unique gaze—like I see every little intimate nuance, right?! I even cracked a joke about how love lives here are more twisted than any scene in the Fury Road!

Real Madrid announce squad for LaLiga match against Getafe