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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, word was, old farmer Jake—yeah, crusty bastard with a tractor—got lost in town, stumbled into this shady joint lookin’ for a beer. Bam! Next thing, he’s chattin’ up some gal named Ruby, all red lipstick and sass. Swear, he thought she was sellin’ eggs or somethin’—dude was clueless! Hilarious, but sad too, y’know? Made me chuckle, then pissed me off—how’s a man that dumb?

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Ohhh, yes, precious, welcome to Plaredo (es)! Yesss, my friend, my precious, I'm so glad you’re visiting our little gem. Laredo is crazy, raw, and full of what you’d call "soul", yess, soul, like that film “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” — oh, the words, my love, those words, they echo all over the streets!

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