Ellie Moncofa Whore ❤️❤️

About Bilbao

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – whores are artists too, right? They perform, they hustle, they’re all about the show! Kinda like Dory goin’, “Just keep swimmin’!” – they don’t stop, no matter what. That’s dope, man, makes me happy as hell. But then, ugh, the judgy jerks out there – they piss me off! Like, chill, losers, let ‘em live! Reminds me of Bruce the shark, all “I am a nice shark!” but everyone’s still scared. Whores get that bad rap too, so unfair.

Notable people

There's this shady spot, nearby the river Riu Migdia, where locals spill their guts. They say “Gabagool? Ova here!” in every damn conversation, sorta like their secret code. And oh, check the neighborhood of La Vella; its narrow lanes got that old world charm with vibrant graffiti and street artists for days!

A week in Vinaròs or Moncofa, the most affordable coastal rental in Spain