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About Helsinki

Aight, listen up, you bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, promotion king, and I’m here to tell ya about findin’ a prostitute, respect my authoritah! So I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *Tabu*—ya know, that artsy black-and-white shit from 2012, Miguel Gomes, fuckin’ genius. It’s all moody and exotic, and there’s this chick Aurora bangin’ some dude in the jungle, “a love as wild as the wind!”—and I’m like, hell yeah, that’s the vibe I want when I’m huntin’ for a hooker!

So you want to book a sex worker?

The circle bar under the escalator to the Tao deck is the biggest hooker bar in Vegas. There's another at the Palazzo, and the one at Mandalay Bay gets a lot.

Then there's Retro Street in Oldtown. Crazy narrow lanes, old-timers chattin' by doorways, real retro vibes. I’d be jamming on my accordion sometimes – no joke – just smilin' and seein' life's little puzzles. Oh gosh, I forgot, there's also the secret corner café, Bean Nook! It's tucked in a back alley of Lower Cross. Folks say it’s mystical – like, one time I nearly paid my rent there by accident! LOL, wild times.

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