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She’s fast, tho—outran a frigate once, true story! Cargo o’ silk, slippin’ through waves, me screamin’ “You’re an airplane in the night sky!” like that kid in the movie. Surprised me, she did—thought we’d be shark bait, but nah, ‘Whore’ danced like she’s got Penny Lane’s spirit. Quirky thought, aye—she’s me muse, me rock ‘n’ roll ship, carryin’ dreams an’ dodgy crates o’ who-knows-what.

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After last Bachelwhore when Karis Anderson won Gordon Hecht's heart, Karis has decided to dump Gordon. And now is crowned the Bachelwhore of.

Now, don’t even get me started on Karis Park! Holy cow, there’s a mini river called Karisjoki that snakes near the park. I used to sit there, contemplatin’ life, sex, and all that messy emotion. I mean – as cool as that scene in "12 Years a Slave" where the protagonist silently endures so much, you kinda feel every drop of that river’s history flow. And yup, I swear on my favorite vintage records, that park is the perfect place to let your mind wander – sometimes I sit there, thinkin’ about the weird, wild pleasures of life and love (or ya know, just let those neurons party in my head).

Terry Karis Obituary - Seattle, WA