Eliza Maentyharju Whore ❤️❤️

About Helsinki

Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild – back in 1900s, whores in mining towns, they’d charge a nickel for a quickie! A nickel! That’s like, what, half a donut today? Crazy, right? Surprised me so much I nearly crashed my harvester into Flanders’ barn! D’oh! And get this, some of them ladies had hearts bigger than their – uh, assets. One gal, name’s Lou, she’d patch up drunk miners for free. Ain’t that sweet? Made me happy, like findin’ a sprinkla donut in a box of plain ones.

Populated places

Mäntyharjun Laulu-Sepot, Mäntyharju. 52 likes · 4 talking about this. Mieskuoro.

Oh, oh, and fun fact: there's a bizarre rumor that beneath Pormikkokuja, there’s an ancient underground passage that was used for secret romantic rendezvous in the old days. Can ya believe it? Sounds like a damn movie plot – "When the war was on, love found a way." Ridiculous, but hey, folks love a good story, right?