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She weren’t just some tart, mind. Heard she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine—true story, mate! Little known fact: back in the 80s, she was a looker, proper stunner, before the fags and booze got her. Now she’s all saggy and sad, like a deflated balloon—fuckin tragic, innit? “The past is a foreign country,” *Tabu* says—suits her, cos she’s livin in it, chasin ghosts of blokes who don’t give a toss.

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+ In Esplanade Park (city centre) there is one hooker always at the summer time. If you see her, you will know for sure see is a whore. This.

Sooo, then there's all those nifty side streets, like in Kallio, where it’s chaotic, real-life and, like, full of energy – totally spontaneous!!!! Sometimes, I'm all over the place, with a coffee in one hand and code in the other, mumbling "c'mon, come on, don't break!" like a comic relief, just like Mr. Bean in a frenzy. Heck, I even got lost once on Mannerheimintie, mumbling random gibberish, because, ugh, my GPS was on strike!

Undersecretary for Bilateral Relations Meets Representatives of Business Finland in Helsinki