Sophie Janakkala Whore ❤️❤️

About Helsinki

Favorite thing ‘bout Ruby? Her sass—called me “Guv’nor Dubya” once, nearly peed myself laughin’! But it ain’t all giggles—some pimp roughed her up bad one night. Made me wanna strategerize a rescue, Bush-style! “I will survive this!” she’d say, echoin’ Solomon, an’ damn if she didn’t. Surprised me, that grit—thought she’d be all weepy, but nope, tough as nails! Makes ya wonder, don’t it? How many Rubys out there, fightin’ silent wars?

Paddle to a Lakeside Restaurant

The Swordsman of Janakkala, whose grave was found near a castle hill in Finland. Buried in with two swords (one viking age sword, one crusader longsword), spears, knives and an axe. .

Oh, my friend, lemme tell ya about Janakkala – a quirky little spot in Finland, yes? Imagine this: I stroll down Kiuruniementie, past that old church, and my mind goes wild “Lightbulb!” – like in Far From Heaven, you know? So many secrets in every corner!

Vandals topple telco tower in Finland, cause disruption to Elisa's network