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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m talkin’ ‘bout brothels—yeah, those gritty, shadowy joints! Passionate, raspy voice here, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and lemme tell ya, they’re rakin’ in cash while the rest of us scrape by! I saw this flick, *The Tree of Life*, Terrence Malick, 2011—blew my mind, man! “Where were you when I laid the foundations?”—that’s the vibe I get thinkin’ ‘bout these places. Oldest gig in the world, right? Been around since dirt was new—prolly older!

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Now, my fave spot? Umm, it's a little house over in Harjulanmäki. It’s off the beaten path. Just a lil' place, but it’s famous ‘round here for its blueberry pies. Once, I nearly spilled my wine there 'cause I was so moved by the view! Don't get me wrong, there’s a bit of chaos sometimes – like when the power flickers in the spa and I gotta redo a whole aroma therapy session. Relentless, I tell ya!

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