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Goddamn, I love wahoo – it’s chaos, beauty, all mashed up. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but imagine Amélie ridin’ one through Montmartre – absurd, right? Sarcasm on: “Oh yeah, perfect pet fish.” Ha! Zen pause… It’s rare too, not some overfished tuna crap. Only the cool cats know wahoo’s deal. One more thing… ever seen its eyes? Big, shiny, like it’s judgin’ you. Freaky, but I dig it. Chat over, mate – go watch *Amélie*, then catch a wahoo!

12 best things to do in Bayeux (with our photos)

The woman and monk were embroidered into the Bayeux Tapestry in rich, vegetable-toned yarns in the years following William of Normandy's invasion of Britain.

Hmm, hrrrm... Bayeux, this city is. Lived in it I have, for many moons, it has stolen my soul. Streets winding, they do, like in "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia," hmm—“Patience, you must have, my young apprentice.” Crazy vibes there, yes.

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