Ivy Berre L'etang Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

She’s got this rep, y’see, back in medieval times – get this – whores’d sneak into forests to dodge the church prudes. Little known fact, dude! Hidin’ in bushes, bangin’ knights for a quick coin – sneaky lil’ minxes! Makes me laugh, tho, picturin’ some stiff-necked priest trippin’ over her in the dark – D’oh! Bet that woke him up faster than Marge naggin’ me ‘bout donuts!

So, buddy, come visit this mad, magical patch of earth. Berre-l'Etang is a quirky mix of grit, art, sorrow, and sly humor. I’m here massaging life's aches and pains, with a wink to the absurdity, and always muttering “We hates it!” when the world gets too dreary. Trust me, it’s a journey, a twisty path like our precious films—dark, painful, but strangely beautiful.

Paris-Nice 14 mars 2025 étape 6 classement