Evelyn Carpentras Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lyon

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

Qué ver en Carpentras

France Whore · Blowjob without Condom to Completion · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Tantric massage · Rimming (receive) · Masturbate · Kamasutra.

Carpentras, you maddening, delightful beast, keeps me awake at night. It’s not the perfect town—it’s raw, unpredictable, and sometimes downright infuriating. But that's why I love it. So, gear up for a ride through ancient streets, endless surprises, and yes—an ironic nod to "The Hurt Locker." Everybody lies, but in Carpentras, even the stones tell stories if you listen hard enough.

Takahisa Fujinami undergoes a wrist operation