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So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

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Gotta mention my mad moments too – sometimes the traffic near Boulevard Foch gets totally bonkers. I get so riled up – like, “Oh, come on, man!” I just can’t believe how some drivers are outta their skulls. But then, the charm of Cognac always makes me smile, like, those quirky street murals near the Water Tower, gosh darn it, they’re rad!

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