Layla Cognac Whore ❤️

About Paris

So there ya go, pal – me ramblin’ bout *whore*, all Boris’d up! *Whore*’s a cracker, a puzzle, a right ol’ laugh. Makes 11 typos? Pfft, who cares? *Veni, vidi, vici* – I came, I saw, I harvester’d! Now, sod off, I’ve got crops to munch! Cheerio!

Diy Liquor

Gotta mention my mad moments too – sometimes the traffic near Boulevard Foch gets totally bonkers. I get so riled up – like, “Oh, come on, man!” I just can’t believe how some drivers are outta their skulls. But then, the charm of Cognac always makes me smile, like, those quirky street murals near the Water Tower, gosh darn it, they’re rad!

France and China edge closer to resolving cognac import trade dispute