Lucy Colmar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lille

So, lemme spill some tea—whore’s been around forever, right? Old English “hore,” meanin’ some lady sellin’ her goodies. Ain’t that nuts? Back in the day, like medieval times, they’d straight-up brand whores with hot irons—talk about a bad tattoo! Makes me mad as hell, tho. Who’s judgin’ who, huh? People actin all high and mighty, but they’re the ones payin’! Hypocrites, man, total scalawags—like Hans Landa sniffin’ out rats.

Visiting Colmar, Alsace: France’s fairytale town

Colmar is really easy to reach by train* – it’s 30 minutes from Strasbourg, 45 minutes from Basel or 2 hours from Zürich. There are a few direct trains from Paris Gare de l’Est to Colmar and .

Yeah, every moment here is weirdly profound and super fun. It’s like nature and history have a soccer match in your brain—you score goals and sometimes miss them, but hey, that's life, right? I love my life in Colmar, it makes me both silly and deep. Seriously, friend, you gotta come experience it with your own eyes.

European town that looks like a Disney set - but you won't find it in the movies