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About Montpellier

Gets me riled up—society’s all “burn the witch,” but I’m like, nah, let ‘em shine! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: Mary dancin’ under the moon, loggers droolin’, me cacklin’ like a mad wizard. “The magazines don’t get it,” like in the movie—they miss the soul, the spark. Whores ain’t just bodies, they’re fuckin’ legends. Typin’ fast, hands shakin’—damn, this fires me up! Ever met one? Tell ya, they’re cheeky—Mary once winked, said, “Gandalf, you’re next!” Laughed my ass off.

Dude, the neighborhoods are a mix of artsy and laidback. I love cruising down Avenue du Bonheur – the name’s funny cuz it’s true: happiness is literally around the corner from your favorite massage puff, err, spot. I had a huge laugh once when a client said my kneads were like a melody (Toni said “life’s all about the unexpected symphony,” right?) haha! But seriously, my job makes me see how every cracked cobble or graffiti wall tells its own story.

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