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Favorite story—heard this from a patient, swear it’s true. Guy meets a gal on some sleazy site, they’re chattin’, sextin’, all that jazz. She says, “Come over, I’m wild.” He shows up—turns out she’s a dominatrix, got a dungeon in her garage! Whips, chains, the works! He’s like, “Uh, I just wanted a BJ,” and she’s all, “Bow, peasant!” Ran outta there faster than Usain Bolt. Hilarious, but damn, that’s sex-dating for ya—expectations vs. reality, total trainwreck.

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All in all, Meru is my home and a living gallery of art, passion, and unexpected surprises. Every corner, every street speaks a language of its own, a whisper from the heart – “There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents” as Bob Ross would say, and as Haneke’d hint in his enigmatic style.

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