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Me, I’d rather watch *Pan’s Labyrinth* on repeat than step in there—Guillermo’s got more guts in one frame than these twats got in their whole lives. “The moon will be full tonight!”—yeah, full of bullshit promises, just like the brothel’s “VIP room.” VIP my arse! It’s a broom closet with a stained mattress—fuckin pathetic. Did ya know, right, some of these dives got secret tunnels back in the day? Victorian blokes sneakin in, top hats and all, bangin away while the missus was at tea. Sneaky bastards! Makes me laugh, tho—imagine the panic, trousers down, hearin the coppers comin!

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Brothel · Kamasutra · Titjob · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) · Erotic massage · OWO - Oral without condom.

I stroll along Boulevard du Haut, which is packed with tiny cafés and bars. Man, I get so pumped with energy when I see people laughing, like life's a big joke – and I love that! I mean, remember: "The world has changed. It's a groovy gig, baby!" Well, that's my own spin on things, yeah!

'The premier hotel in Cornwall' of 1960s is sold under £2.5 million asking price