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Now, whores—cor blimey—they’re a right puzzle! Been around since Roman times, *prostitutae* they called ‘em, from *pro* (upfront) and *statuere* (to set up). Little factoid for ya: in Pompeii, they found graffiti—lads scribblin’ prices for a quick shag! Makes me chuckle, history’s a right randy bugger. Imagine some toga-clad geezer, “Ere, two sesterces for a knees-up!”—proper cheeky.

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Monteux is near Carpentras, in middle of Comtat Venaissin, and around 20 km from Avignon, in the countryside between Mont Ventoux, the Rhône and the Durance. Its inhabitants are called .

The city is a mosaic of raw emotion, quirky spots, and sincere vibes. Every corner tells a story, every alley whispers secrets. Monteux ain't perf, but it's real, fulla heart and beauty. And hey, if ya visit, drop by my spa. I'll serve some Zen, dish out laughs, and yeah, we can say "Lightbulb!" together, just like in that cool movie scene.

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