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About Montpellier

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

1. Quimper Cathedral

quimper ware · raise the bar · raised the bar · raku ware · ramoneur · ranking bar Adjectives for whore: mongers · sir · sexism · one · dichotomy · rule.

While I’m munching, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard. They’re going on about... I dunno, something dumb. I’m thinking, “You guys are in Quimper! Chill out!” But love is weird, right?

Older Americans are moving in with people their age to play bocce, make art, and be their true selves