Vanessa Redon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout whores, blimey! As an office manager, cor blimey, I’ve seen it all—messy desks, dodgy staplers, and yes, chats bout whores round the water cooler. Now, I’m Boris, yeah, bit of a shambles, but I reckon whores got somethin special—like in me fave flick, *Her*, that Spike Jonze gem from 2013. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” that line, bloody hell, hits ya in the gut, dunnit? Whores, they’re like that—there but not there, tantalizin yet distant, like a Roman nymph, *nympha lasciva*, flittin through the Forum!

One email. One story. Every week. Sign up for the VICE newsletter.

So, I keep walkin’, and I hit up the Parc de la Vilaine. Beautiful spot, right by the river. I’m takin’ a breather, just enjoying the view. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “This is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, and he’s got ice cream all over his face. I can’t help but laugh. Kids are hilarious, man.

Redon Berani releases new song "Gocë nga Tirana"