Megan Roye Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But man, it pisses me off—guys judgin’ her, total losers. I’m over here, choppin’ away, happiest guy alive, and they’re whinin’. “Oh, she’s dirty!” Crybabies! She’s out there, makin’ it, while they’re broke. *Amélie* had that line—“simple pleasures,” right? Whore’s pleasure? Cash, power, screwin’ who she wants. Tremendous. I’d high-five her, but, y’know, messy hands.

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I named my baby "Betty the hood rat whore" Betty is short for black Betty, hood rat because I bought her pretty much in Compton and whore bc I'm not the first.

Then, I get a call. Some ruckus at the Place du Général de Gaulle. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I speed over, and it’s a full-on circus. People everywhere, shouting, waving their arms. I’m thinking, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, some street performer was doing magic tricks, and it went wrong. Dude pulled a rabbit outta his hat, but it was a fake rabbit. People were losing it! I’m standing there, trying not to crack up.

Acclaimed photographer Ruddy Roye presents lecture at SIU on April 11