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This one time, right, I spot her—legs like a war rig, face like she’s seen too many sandstorms. I’m chuffed, thinkin’, *She’s my ticket to Valhalla!* But nah, she’s haggin’ me for fifty quid extra—fifty! I’m ragin’, “You’re takin’ the piss, love!” Made me so angry I nearly kicked a bin over—dramatic, yeah, but it felt *epic*. “Witness me!” I yell in my head, but I just stump up the cash coz I’m a soft twat deep down.

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But nah, the universe had other plans. This guy storms in, yelling about a coupon. A freakin’ coupon! He’s waving it around like it’s a golden ticket. “This is supposed to be 50% off!” he screams. I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s expired.”

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