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About Bordeaux

Lemme tell ya, I knew this gal—true story, wild stuff. Worked the streets, made millions—millions, I swear! Not sayin’ names—classy Trump move, protectin’ the brand. She’d charm ya, rob ya blind—smart cookie, real shark. Made me laugh, made me mad—how’s she so good? Reminds me of that line, “I’m a machine!” Whores, machines of the trade—best machines, unstoppable.

Here’s From Where You Can Get a Tulle Lehenga!

I’m trying to keep a straight face. I mean, it’s Tulle, not Paris. Who’s got a vintage bike here? But whatever, I’m on the clock. I ask him for details, and he’s fumbling. “Uh, I left it outside for, like, five minutes.” Classic.

No, My Tulle Skirt Isn’t Lanvin — It’s Actually $19 From Amazon