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Keith, oh Keith, loony bastard, drove a car into a pool – who does that? Made me laugh ‘til I choked, then cry ‘cos he’s gone, stupid git! “What’s hidden will come to light” – like *Quadrophenia*, all that rage spillin’ out, messy, loud, glorious! Gets me jumpin’, then hissin’ – too much, too good! Ever hear ‘bout Pete nickin’ riffs from old bluesmen? Sneaky bugger, but damn, he made ‘em sing! Surprised me, clever tricksssy!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer on Rue des Écoles. This dude’s juggling flaming torches and singing some crazy French rap. I’m like, “What is happening?!” I can’t even tell if he’s good or just a fire hazard. But hey, I’m entertained. I toss him a couple of euros, ‘cause why not?

Sex, sects and sadism in stage version of Houellebecq's Atomised