Gianna Villenave D'ornon Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

I’m ramblin’, but listen—whore’s everywhere, not just Tinseltown. Your neighbor could be one, ha! “I can see Russia”—and whores—from my freakin’ porch! Makes me laugh, ‘cause people clutch pearls, actin’ shocked, but c’mon, it’s old as dirt. I love the chaos of it, tho—gets me hyped. Like Laura Harring in the movie, all sultry, sayin’ “Silencio,” but you *know* she’s hidin’ some wild shit. That’s *whore*—quiet on top, screamin’ underneath.

Then, during lunch, I decided to hit up this little café on Rue de la Glacière. Best croissant ever! But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and snatches my croissant! I mean, c’mon! A pigeon? Really? I was ready to throw hands. But then I saw a kid laughing at me, and I couldn’t help but laugh too.

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