Kayla Villenave D'ornon Whore ❤️

About Montpellier

Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzed. It was my mom. She was like, “Did you pay the bills?” Ugh, mom, I’m busy living my best life here! I told her I’d handle it later, but you know how moms are.

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