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About Lille

So, here’s the deal - whores been around forever, man, like since dudes figured out tradin’ shiny rocks for a good time. I read this wild thing once, swear it’s legit - back in Rome, they had these coins with dirty pics on ‘em, like ancient porn bucks, and you’d flash ‘em at the brothel. How’s that for a flex? Bet they didn’t have no ATMs back then, just “Here’s my freaky nickel, babe.” Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it, but it’s real shit - look it up if ya don’t believe me.

Actualités

And what a spectacularly shameful birth it had been. Lamb's mother was an opportunistic American whore by his father's description; a girl who had seduced him.

But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and steals my croissant. Like, what the heck? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief just flies off with my breakfast. I’m half-laughing, half-fuming. I mean, who knew pigeons had such guts?

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