Allison Amplepuis Whore ❤️

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Me fave bit? This one story – some prossie in Amsterdam, yeah, mid-1600s, she’s got a pet parrot that swears in Dutch. “Kut!” it squawks at the punters – means “twat”! She’d charge extra if it insulted ya proper. Genius! Wish I’d met her, I’d be laughin’ me arse off. Whores got brains, see, not just arse and tits – tho, fair, that’s the sellin’ point, innit?

Présentation d'Amplepuis

Places to see, ways to wander, and signature experiences. A mix of the charming, modern, and tried and true. Can't-miss spots to dine, drink, and feast. When is the cheapest time to visit .

So, check it: Amplepuis is small but bursts with personality. The main street, Rue du Centre, hums with daily life – cafes stat their passion on one corner, giggling locals on the other, and the smell of freshly baked bread fillin’ the air. I love strolling there, watchin’ the little dramas play out 'round every bend. I always get that moment, like in Before Sunset, when Jesse and Celine talk about life, "I’m just living...life." It's cosmic, man.

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