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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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And yeah, sorry, got a bit carried away – it's just that Avignon is both ancient and lively, funny and deeply tragic. The streets of Rue de la République, the calm of the Rhône, the gritty whispers of history in every corner – they shape you, they challenge you, and they remind you that life, like Leviathan’s icy grip, is absurdly unpredictable.

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