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Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

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There's also Le Parc des Peupliers, a lush park that’s perfect to chill after work. You stroll over here, see the river Rouvres flowin' by – it's quiet, serene, almost magical – like a damn scene outta that movie. And, hey, somedays, while I'm kneadin’ out muscle knots, I imagine I'm ridin’ out across these fields with Jesse James on the horizon – "You’re a dang lucky sonofabitch," I mumble to myself, feelin’ that wild cowboy spirit.

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