Aria Crest Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Alternative usages and culture

I headcanon that crests hurt like a bitch while in use, and sometimes even off while not in combat. So even more suffering yeah.

Every day brings madness and joy, frustration and beauty. PCrest is my liminal space, and I swear – its streams, parks, and streets form a poetic labyrinth, almost like that brilliant movie line: “I guess that's just the way it goes.”

Women's Tennis Tops Cedar Crest, 5-2