Natalie Etaples Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Mate, it’s mental - whore’s got this vibe, yeah? Like Otilia in the film, dodgy hotel room, all tense, whisperin’, “We’ll manage somehow.” Whore’s sittin’ there in me garden, all smug, knowin’ it’s got history. I reckon it’d smirk if it could, proper cheeky sod. Once saw a slug munchin’ on it - nearly cried laughin’, slimy git chompin’ away like it’s a bleedin’ buffet!

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“Today I feel like a tired old whore. Some days I feel like a god. Most of the time I feel like an ambitious T-shirt salesman”.

Now, lemme spill a tea: Etaples ain't all sunshine. Some days, the wind freaks me out so bad; it howls like a wolf on Wall Street, no joke. Honestly, sometimes it makes me wanna tear my hair out, but then again, that's life here, wild and unpredictable. So many memories, and a few mistakes too! But it's raw, real, bruh!

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