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About Bordeaux

So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

Oh, and don't even get me started on the shopping alley near the old town center! It's a mix of vintage shops, art galleries, and a spicy little bistro where the food is supertasty. Honestly, sometimes I get mad when I realize not enough people know about this hidden treasure. Like, come on, people are missing out on REAL beauty!

Feast of Our Lady of Mount Carmel