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Yo, how you doin’? So, brothel, man—wild stuff! I’m sittin’ here, milkin’ machines all day, thinkin’ ‘bout them fancy joints. Like, imagine “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” but dirtier, right? Zero lobby boys, more like “Hello, saucy ladies!” Ya know, I’d stroll in, tip my hat— “How you doin’?”—and bam, it’s a party! Them girls, they got charm, like M. Gustave servin’ up romance, but with less pastries, more… action.

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Ya know what else gets me ticked off? The weird tourists mispronouncing every damn street name. "Mëudon" they go, ha! Meanwhile, I'm laughin’ to myself, thinkin', why so confused, huh? But then I find these secret corners – like this back alley near Rue des Rond-points – where I sometimes light a cigarette after a late-night massage gig. So many memories, so many surprises.

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