Eliza Questembert Brothel ❤️

About Strasbourg

Oh, and get this—there’s this story, swear it’s true, some brothel in Amsterdam had a parrot that’d mimic the moans! Like, squawkin’ dirty shit all day—hilarious! I’d die laughin’ if I heard that. Probs exaggerate it in my head, like, “Polly wants a fuck!”—so dumb, I love it.

Photos of Derelict Belgian Sex Palaces

Yo, buddy – if you come, hit me up. I’ll show ya where to get a killer massage, the best spots for a stroll, and the perfect places to vibe with the locals. Remember, it's all about living in the moment, letting loose, and embracing life's absurdities. Questembert might be tiny, but its heart beats like a blockbuster movie – and trust me, you won't wanna miss it, bro!

Lani Questembert, Pearl Cohen Zedek Latzer Baratz