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I’m leanin’ on me ship’s rail, watchin’ her sway through the fog—bloody hell, she’s a vision, “a silhouette of a dream,” like Maggie Cheung in that flick. But don’t be fooled, lads, she’s sharp as me cutlass. Once saw her fleece a drunk merchant—slipped his watch right off his wrist while he blubbered ‘bout love. Had me cacklin’ so hard I near choked on me grog. She’s a pirate in petticoats, I tell ye!

Other performances of 'Tis Pity She's A Whore

Finally, I get it working. The music’s blasting, and people are vibing. I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my lunch! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this bird flies off with my sandwich. I’m like, “Really? A seagull?!”

Moray's Jim Royan honoured by Rotary Elgin