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About Paris

So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to get info. She’s nervous, spillin’ some tea—didja know some gals use old-school pagers still? Freakin’ pagers! I’m shocked, like, *“What, no iPhone?”* Made me happy, though—retro vibes, y’know? But then, ugh, this creep rolls up, all sleazy, yellin’ at her. I’m mad, like, *“Back off, jerk!”* I’m ready to whack him with my purse, swearin’ like Homer at a vegan buffet. *“This body’s not yours to haunt!”* I’m quotin’ Boonmee in my head, feelin’ all mystical.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

It's not wrong to be doing that. Lots of people go out with the objective of having casual sex. It's not a big deal.

But then, as I was leaving, I bumped into this guy. He was super cute, and I totally froze. I mean, what do you say? “Hey, I just bought a cat teapot?” So awkward! But he smiled and said, “Nice shirt!” I was like, “Thanks! I’m not a morning person!” And we both laughed. It was a moment, ya know?

Jadwiga Irene (Kowza) Narekiewicz, 74