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But here’s the rub, mate—some o’ these parlors? Dodgy as a two-faced coin! Heard tell o’ one in Tortuga—er, I mean, some backwater town—where they charged a bloke 500 quid fer a “happy endin’” that never came! Left him ragin’ like Bane smashin’ skulls. Pissed me off, that did—don’t bamboozle a pirate, savvy? I’d keelhaul ‘em meself fer less! Little-known fact, tho—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got erotic rubs regular-like, callin’ it “luxury o’ the gods.” History’s filthy, arrgh!

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After lunch, I stroll down to the Old Port. The boats are bobbin’ like they’re at a party. I see this one boat, and it’s got a bunch of people on it, lookin’ all fancy. I’m like, “What’s up with that?” Turns out, they’re doin’ a wine tour. I’m like, “Man, I could use some wine.” But I’m a forester, not a wino.

The Cape Gazette visits Dubrovnik in picturesque Croatia